Sunday, September 21, 2014 Saturday, September 20, 2014
drakexovoxo:

Bissh whettt ?

drakexovoxo:

Bissh whettt ?

Sunday, September 7, 2014

PSA

Nicki is not jealous of Iggy and she never will be. Iggy will always be at the bottom and Nicki will always be at the top.

Saturday, September 6, 2014
woodmeat:

imsoshive:

willthewriter:

trillaryclinton:

imsoshive:

This gotta be a white man’s grill. That chicken is perfectly seasoned … with imagination and hope. 

lmfao the meat naked af

This looks so disheartening

It don’t even look like they sprayed the grill with Pam or sumn. That shit gonna stick all to the grill and shit. 

 that chicken about to slick taste like cigarette butts on that dirty ass grill

woodmeat:

imsoshive:

willthewriter:

trillaryclinton:

imsoshive:

This gotta be a white man’s grill. That chicken is perfectly seasoned … with imagination and hope. 

lmfao the meat naked af

This looks so disheartening

It don’t even look like they sprayed the grill with Pam or sumn. That shit gonna stick all to the grill and shit. 

that chicken about to slick taste like cigarette butts on that dirty ass grill

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Anonymous said: you tell crazy stories but has a woman ever tried to kill you ?

90sgeekchic:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

This one girl accused me of cheating for having female friends (which i wasnt fucking or flirting with but was just cool friends I dont wanna talk to a bunch of niggas all day i need a female perspective on things) she was screaming at me for 20 mins straight

i dont argue back cause im laid back im just like mhmmm mhmmm looking in my phone checking sports scores and on twitter … so at one point she says “was the pussy atleast good my nigga?” i was like “mmhmm that shit was nice and tight”  all of a sudden i heard silence i look up shes like

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*this is the moment where i knew i fucked up*

just looks at me like that for like 20 seconds “im like bae im just playing.. im just playing…”  she runs to the kitchen… and starts going in the drawers “im like shawty u needa chill”   im like “im just playing”

she pulls something out all i see was the light beam reflect off it

i get a good look i see this in her hand

im in the couch like

she starts running towards me so i open the door step outside then shut the door from the outside and use all my body weight to hold onto the door knob, She used to run track in highschool so i think she gon catch me so im like nah im not even gon run and get stabbed in the spine

she pulling tryna open it lol im in a project type building on the 12th floor man I was standing there for 43 mins shorty aint have an ounce of quit in her. People walking by laughing hearing her screaming at me

some middle aged lady walked by she was like 50 she was like “mmmmhmmm she caught your ass didnt she”

im like “ma’am help my arms tired”

she was like ahaaa nope “call that bitch you was fucking for help”  and walked into her apt

then shorties mom came out the elevator i was like thank god.. she was like oh lord what u do.. i was like “nothingg ma’am she got a knife i swear i did nothing ” her mom was like “kita put the damn knife down im coming in if u stab me imma beat your ass” i feel the pressure get off the door and i make a run for it i see her try to come chase me but her mom blocks her Im sure i coulda beat usain bolt in a race the way i was running

she was really gon stab me, If her moms aint come i woulda still been standing there holding the door to this day

LMAO
I have tears. Real tears.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014
snatchingyofav:

Never seen this before 😃

snatchingyofav:

Never seen this before 😃

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

I hate that b/c im crying people think that im sad. What if im crying b/c this pizza is too good ?

omarifenty:

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(Source: drizrih)

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

White people, pls dont rap its not for you.

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Omfg omfg nicki where df was you att

beyonce i waited all this time to see you and you have came pls show these white folks at mtv that this is yo show .

YASSSSSS BEYY

IM CRYING RITEE NOW JESUS